mpsteve137
Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Apologetic
Today, I realized I say "sorry" more than anything else during sex with my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
imsorry
Oakland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
SORRY!
Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Anonymous
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
AirOne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
rockefoe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What have you done this time?
Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says, "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
izzie
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Top comments
moviegirl6 5
You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.
newbiehere99 6
Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...
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Comments (68)
skibzmonkey 3
When u say sorry it sounds like ur sorry for cheating on her lol
mecca512 4
As long as she don't say "yea me too" then you are good to go.
hecallsmedarlin 7
Well, you obviously ain't doing it right.
LaChula 0
That bad huh
whitecloud197 0
pathetic
thehouseaddict 3
Hi, Leonard.
Needafarm 22
I just had big bang flash backs. lol Best show EVER!!
bebe0715 0
Sounds like the beginning of an episode of LAW & ORDER SVU
mttemple 9
wat r u sorry about? just have a conversation of how u can make it better dude!! xD
Needafarm 22
Are you sorry you're having sex? Sorry she's having sex with you? Sorry one or both of you isn't being a little more helpful in bed? I don't get it. The only time i would say sorry is i felt i hurt my mans manhood or just can't ******, but that doesn't happen.
SimplyEerb 3
Chivalry is not dead...