Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML
Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I learned the joy of getting a brand new leather jacket and then watching my date drunkenly throw up all over my arm. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
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moodyreallyrocks 27
OP be careful! Please get checked, that could be dangerous..
Dave_Davington 34
And god knows the clubbing experience is shitty enough as is.
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Comments (18)
anniegoldman 1
Oh that's so gross and horrible for you! Sorry OP! People like that just ruin the clubbing experience for everyone else!
Dave_Davington 34
And god knows the clubbing experience is shitty enough as is.
Mauskau 36
That's so gross. Do they offer any sort of compensation for stuff like that? You could get ill from having someone sick on you. I don't go to night clubs for reasons like this so I wouldn't know.
maritime1992 5
Oh stop. Not the club's fault that OP went there on her own free will. life isn't all about hand outs. Sheesh. It sucks, but that's how it goes.
Lalala579121 28
I'm pretty sure being vomited on from V.I.P.s is a rare enough occurrence that it's not a very valid reason to avoid night clubs. But I don't go to night clubs so I wouldn't know.
Mauskau 36
I was referring to either the club or the person that was sick. If they're in a VIP area they must have money to pay OP to clean their clothing. I know I would offer money if I did anything like that to someone.
Lalala579121 28
But then OP wouldn't be able to get into the V.I.P. area to ask them to. And if they were drunk they probably didn't notice or care.
moodyreallyrocks 27
OP be careful! Please get checked, that could be dangerous..
XxfrenchyyXx 12
I'm curious and Google isn't answering my question, why is it dangerous for someone else to throw up on you?
cootiequeen4444 11
not to defend the somewhat odd comment too much, but there are diseases and viruses that are spread by bodily fluids and that does not always mean just blood... I doubt someone in a VIP section of a nightclub would have such am illness though unless they were perhaps altruistic (outside) of clubs and volunteered in some unsanitary places without probably using gloves and so on to prevent an infection of any sort... Not saying rich people are immune to viruses and disease though admirable much as their privileges allows them to be somewhat sheltered.. at least typically that is the case.
Lalala579121 28
13, you really could have just stopped after the first sentence and your point would still have been made.
GigaPudding_fml 24
My boyfriend once got a glass thrown at him from the balcony. Oh the V.I.Ps
Dominus101 20
it's all fun and games until someone starts puking, why can't some people stay within their tolerance smh
cootiequeen4444 11
I once had to pay a lot of money to go to a club on NYE (well if I wanted to be with my friends) and it was so crowed you had to swim through people and it was impossible to not rub against people just walking and it let to lots of unsolicited groping which only added to my mounting anxiety, ****, it was so bad people were hanging out on the stairs. And also yes, there were VIP areas that were visible to us lowly general club area goers where they could having breathing room AND they had food. which the general area did not. so seeing people having fun while being claustrophobic and miserable sucked. We left and went to a bar instead. Was MUCH better... I have not been in a club since.. bitter about that experience (in my defense imagine how screwed we would have been if there was a fire).. BUT if you MUST go to a club. Don't go on an event or holiday or even near a holiday like when the of age college kids/grad students are less busy and able to club.. the less people, the better. And even on a Wednesday in February (not v-day week) with no ongoing club event, it's STILL pretty crowded and miserable and you can't really talk... I personally don't get the appeal barring of you really REALLY like dancing and don't mind random people maybe grinding on you or bothering you... Though honestly I think of someone puked on me that would take the cake of worst club experience as I have a weird anxiety thing when people or myself pile so not only would this probably cause me to puke but I'd probably have a huge anxiety attack... in public ... which would only make it worse! If I managed any courage though I'd use it to hunt the drunk guy down and knee him in the 'nads. I know I wouldn't get any help the club aside from verbal sympathy so I would care if resulted in a club ban or whatever. I'd never come back anyways. And.i doubt I'd get arrested because I gave a drunk guy who puked on me a single blow, no matter how sensitive the area might be... A seriously drunk person on the loose is more potentially hazardous that a girl who was simply pissed some asshole blew chunks all over her.
trojan72 9
Well don't go to a place known for drinking, not eating and violent moving and that won't happen.
DeadxManxWalking 27
why do people feel the need to get so drunk, that they puke or blackout