Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
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lsababy 10
I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.
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aleahlioness 15
Could've been worse..
lonelyfreak_fml 17
Lool that is quite creative!
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aleahlioness 15
Could've been worse..
Ian7890 23
Anything that ever happens could be worse, but thats still a horrible first impression.
duhhspammerx3 16
At least he was quick to correct himself instead of being more awkward! I would take that as a compliment.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Sounds like a compliment to the parents. They should be proud
hugozac88 22
Like a sir
perdix 31
#1, "I'm glad you guys weren't into anal as much as you are now when you were trying to conceive her." That would be worse, so I guess you are right.
deepunder 17
Starting to feel weird since this doesn't seem very bad. I don't get why this is an FML. The Op even got complimented.
meihua 19
Probably is worse. Maybe op is adopted
cupcakeluv26 7
Or he could have said "glad you didn't stop at oral" Adding on to the it could have been worst lines
Thesmiles 3
How
aleahlioness 15
He could've said "I'm so glad you had sex.. I'm sure she's a screamer like your daughter. " Or he could have been extremely disrespectful, I mean.. Plenty of ways it could've been worse.
lonelyfreak_fml 17
Lool that is quite creative!
andromeda335 9
Nice save on your bf's part, OP
mixinitup 12
I feel like cool parents would think it was funny or at least know that he meant well lol
jaredofmo 22
I've actually seen this on Tumblr, people thanking Benedict Cumberbatch's parents for having unprotected sex.
1217jonathan 15
I'm sure they'll love him (:
ArielTheMermaid 17
If I had a daughter, I'd burst out laughing and welcome him right to the family. That's hilarious!
Spyingcheeseman 8
Well GOD DAMN! Your boyfriend is smooth.
writergirl23 19
Why is this a FML? Lol that's cute!
lilhellian 27
Would you want your boyfriend to do that?
strokesie 23
[insert foot in mouth here]
unknowndevil 6
Boyfriend: Oops, I'm sorry. I really should have stuck her foot in my mouth!
blondie1208 17
Well....not a bad way to break the ice I guess
BurnDownTheDawn 11
As long as you don't end with 'she's awesome in bed!' I think you're still in the clear even if it made it a bit awkward. Oh well, funny stories to tell your friends.
alphatoomega 21
Er, it's OP's bf who said that, not OP.
rock4climber 9
or all the people on this site lol
dakkat720 6
you parents will be hawking that guy. the first thing out of his mouth I bet keeps a lot out of your mouth!
katiesam199 11
You just went full retard... Never go full retard
alfakennybody 10
Great conversation starter.
cuppycakeslove 20
More like F his life.
KLeePrice 11
I agree! I also vote YDI for forcing him to meet them as nervous as he was. That was mean OP and you should have respected your boyfriend not being ready.
FightMyLiger 19
Derp
FightMyLiger 19
I mean... Yep :)