Anonymous
United States
Another one?
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traditional values
Today, the seemingly normal guy I've been dating for a while told me he is a wolf spirit in a human body to bridge the gap of his ancestors and humans. What?! FML
WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1!
United States
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like, "I'm a bear." FML
butchapparently
Passing
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Missed connections
Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML
shastadoe
Los Banos, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Anonymoys
Pansexuality awaits you
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
datgirl92
Toronto, Canada
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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TheMathMajor 26
Tell him you're a vampire.
person961 9
Get into character, be his werewoman!
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benhd1 14
I'd avoid him because either he's crazy or he is a werewolf and should be avoided for your own safety
dethbunny 0
Is it me, or does 162 look like a twig or a skeleton? If you do not have muscles, do not wear a muscle shirt...
SomeAnonymousBro 4
I guess that might be better than a girl you've been dating for about a year suddenly telling you she's a vampire...
nikijcchz 10
He will b good entertainment
Dracoboxer357 36
275- Why not? It's just a shirt, and maybe it's his way of saying he wants more muscle. :) If it wasn't for his commentary in general, I almost had the urge to defend his ectomorphic frame and presumably high metabolism, as it's hard to build up meat on that body type, but deep down, I'm a big sci-fi, trekker, fantasy nerd myself and see nothing wrong with that at all. Bleh. :)
AliceLockehart 18
Does he look like a shaved alpaca too?
iStephenKing 8
Let's just hope he's not a biter!
cane513 1
Been there.
madrose_fml 2
Is his name Chris? Lol I think this happens a lot.
thedoenut 5
Don't you want that "special" someone