Today, at the ripe old age of 23, I now no longer have no control over my farts when I cough. My many young students find this hilarious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I shit my pants. I don’t even remember trusting a fart. As in, it literally just fell out of my ass. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
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Sinshine 28
You no longer have no control? Congrats on gaining control over your farts!
rotflqtms_ 21
You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.
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Comments (6)
revidffum69 22
Sounds like you do a lot of anal.
Sinshine 28
You no longer have no control? Congrats on gaining control over your farts!
Wadlaen 24
My thought exactly!😂
Wadlaen 24
My thought exactly!😂
rotflqtms_ 21
You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.
rotflqtms_ 21
You teach young students when you no longer have no control over your farts? If you're their teacher, I feel sorry for them. I hope you teach gym or something... Please tell me you're not an English teacher.