fartmaster
United States
Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
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fhqwhgads94 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.
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clemsonfan92 0
hahahahaha!!!! and first!!!
emo_Onsterr 0
lol
humorizer 14
Hoof hearted?!
washburn_fml 0
hahahaha that's awesome. if no one knew it was you for sure, then that's not an fml at all.
showrunner 0
that's a MLIG
StijnJanssen 0
FAKE
gun7runner 5
that's not a fml...that's just hilarious, unless you're a chick
Bobby64 29
Yeah, we all know it's funny if a guy farts, but disgusting if a "chick" does. >_>
RadikulRam 16
#3 It was a queef!
Mars_bar123 0
that's just gross.
aFMLaddict 0
HAHAHAHAHAH I guess you scared the living crap outta the people near you, atleast I wouldv been scared. Hearing nothing but complete silence and all the sudden hear a raging fart come out of nothing.
OleShammy 0
Sheer brilliance, this FML. Although it it would be almost impossible for anyone to know it was you unless you were standing in a significantly different spot than the rest of the group.
iMuffinKat 16
-_- how? You must've been twelve when you wrote this comment.Everyone farts. Even you. Staying back and judging people who do doesn't make you cool.
fhqwhgads94 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vee_baby 0
im sure no one knew- if the lights were out. (; still, that's hilarious.. i'm sure people just thought you were trying to be a smart alleck about it.
MYdykINyaAZZsss 0
your life is great if you pulled it off without anybody knowing it was you lol
FMLz92 0
well at least it was dark.. good luck to anyone trying to prove it
Sae_Ghelk 6
Yes, standing in a spot seperated from the group with an embarrased look on your face. Who's gonna know?
KallyKal 9
Agreed!
cryssycakesx3 23
those people must have night vision if they were able to see him.
earwaxisyummy 0
LMFAO thank you for making my day :)
jess_138 0
hahahahahahah you should've blamed looked at the person next to you with a what the **** expression on your face
blocparty 0
I'v seen an fml to contredict what you just suggested. The guy who tried to give the "wtf look" to a random person in the elevator got busted because the guy yelled back at him saying "It was this asshole!"
nativebacon 0
#3, you're an asshole! But yeah, that's freaking funny!