Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
whateverwhatever_fml 0
@24, because you know, a veneral disease is that much sexier. >.> All you virgins, y'all will find someone. hell, you may marry them.
mydogblaze 0
I say congratulations. For not being in your brother's shoes.
flute88 0
I'm a 21yo virgin. Big deal. At least I'm not knocked up in my teens.
ceedub24 0
Agreed!
noname333 0
aww i want to take ur virginity lol id love to play teacher... ;-)
noname333 0
just because u **** doesnt mean u get knocked up, its called birth control ms flute88
FailVader 0
there's also something called birth control fail. obviously YOU should know about it.
SpiralFairy 0
I'm 20 and a virgin too (though not from lack of trying!), and my younger brother started having sex at about 15. I'm rather worried he may end up in the same situation as your brother. He's now about to turn 18.
BloodMage 0
Im a 21 year old virgin too. I have a pretty interesting collection of vintage **** tho. FML.
audie9010 0
I'm just saying with Mage unburied name shouldn't u be able to summon a girl to screw? oh wait that makes them run away got it
cpham12 2
i lost mine at 21. i'm still 21. i wish my girlfriend had still been a virgin, but i love her nonetheless. i find virginity to be highly attractive.
ThatGuy7454 0
wow so many peaple are 21 year old virgins on this site... maybey you should all get to gether and have one huge orgy....
xGet_Over_It 0
you know, some people actually value their virginity. i dont know about you, but i would never want to lose my virginity during a "one huge orgy."
SgtSchadenfreude 0
24-year-old virgin here. I'm after quality, not quantity (unlike many of our generation).