Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Top comments
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
IbelovindatFB 0
I am 15 years old and I see no problem in waiting till marriage to have sex
fakename23 0
just wait 19 more years and we can have a sequel
ugwmii 0
42 you could be a 100yr old virgin
Astroman129 7
^ +1
Skirvina 0
Awkward question for your mom to ask, of course, but don't be embarrassed about being a 21-year-old virgin. I'm quite proud to say that I gave my virginity, at 22, to the man I married. It was the best decision I ever made. Even if virginity is not a tangible thing, the thoughts and emotions backing the concept are real. Only give it if you know it's without any regrets!
ur2nvthis85 3
exactly...there are a lot more virgins out there than people think. people just assume everyone is having sex but in reality that's not the case. our society is very sex driven. you see it on tv and everywhere but I think you're respectful to yourself if you're willing to wait however if you've feel it's an FML because you've never got the chance that is sad but the right one will come your way eventually (no pun intended lol) :D
ErinTrickkkk 0
Okay, no, not to be rude, but you're ALL missing out, I'm 13, NOT a virgin, and I've done everything except get eaten out. You guys all really need to get laid, no regrets, shit's great.
crazyboob 0
dont worry bout it.. my brother is a 26 yr old virgin, im 12 nd not even a virgin!
Meow_Ruff_Bah21 3
12? Geezus, I hope you don't think that's an accomplishment -_-
dixiefoxx 22
If my little sister had sex right now (she's 12), oh god, she'd be in soooo much trouble with me.
andster13 0
I'm a virgin too ! I can't understand why nobody wants to take mine !
mikelazA 0
I can help u