Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Top comments
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
MukyDaCookie 0
Well you still have 18 good years before you can have a movie made about yourself.
aoife123 0
haha 38, made me laugh :)
Jackthestripper 0
Feelin the pain
AkeemKN 1
Almost an 18- year old male virgin. Still waiting til marriage for another virgin. Will never marry a person I don't get along with or who isn't a virgin.
zomohobo 0
Good for you. It's rare to find that quality nowadays
iamwilson12 4
You won't marry someone if they're not a virgin..? Even if you love everything else about her..? That's kinda harsh in my opinion. She could've made a bad mistake, had really low self-esteem and a manipulative guy came along... A lot of girls even lose their virginity from being raped.. Just saying.
kdrapkin22 0
i respect you so much!!!! i'm 16. virgin. i'm hoping to be like you.
Pearson_fml 0
well, if you're a chick, I can solve your "21-year-old-virgin" problem.
omfg_whyGodwhy 0
I'm 18, and have never kissed, nor had a boyfriend, let alone have sex. I don't see why it's a big deal, except that your bro is going to be a daddy as a teen. f HIS life.
ikickyourbutt 9
You, my friend, are my hero.
zomohobo 0
I wish more people thought like you
SirAlan 0
I'm 21 virgin and it wont be changing any time soon! Big deal man! U cnt choose ur life, ur life chooses U! - to an extent!
SohJinh 0
I'm a 21 year old virgin and my 17 year old brother has had a girlfriend for the past 6 months, and has had sex many a time. I've been rejected by every single girl that I've ever liked and I'm scared that I'll die alone. =( (and for the record, I couldn't laugh at 'The 40 year old virgin' at all because I was thinking about how I might end up like that...)
lolretard 0
Know the feel :(
SuicidalFuckUp 0
LOL not to rub it in your face, but I'm 14 and had sex already. I also fingered her.
Yuuki_chan_fml 0
Wow, we're all so jealous. Thanks for sharing? Kinda uneccesary though xD
brit8741 0
Bahahahah. And I'm sure you will have many attractive STD's soon. 16 year old virgin and I'm staying that way until I get married. it's a big deal, and there are sooo many ways you can screw up your life by having sex when you're a teenager.
ikickyourbutt 9
That's gross. And at 14 too.... What a shame
dixiefoxx 22
Ugh. Gross. When I was 14, I didn't think of having sex that much, and the closest thing to having sex was having a boyfriend.
wrestler17 0
Number forty that's ****** up... Not marrying someone be aide they're not a virgin? Please, don't ever have children, god knows that what you would teach them let alone be understanding enough to get along with them and know how to handle parenthood.... Virginity or lack there of is not a character judgement and people should not be judged because of it... How someone treats sex might be a bit better and even better yet how the person treats the other person, people can have casual sex or have it be a seldom sacred event it all depends on the person knowing what they want out of it and knowing what their partner wants and they should be honest straightforward and communicate that with each other and they should be safe.... Virgins shouldn't ride around on some high horse especially as a social defense because that's just unhealthy for your self honesty and for the honesty and thought process within society- if that makes any sort of sense at all