Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Top comments
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
nateboy000 0
lol beat you!!!!!
kekelala3 0
So?
Krimlinger 0
nice, wanna go out sometime? ;P
amd3lky 0
umm either u really follow ur religion or ur ugly as ****
Bunnmiester 0
God all you people telling the OP that they are pathetic need to grow up because sometimes people want to hang on to their virginity until they find the right person to give it too. I intend to be one until marriage and who knows when that will be.
LifeSucks102 0
Twenty year old virgin. Not changing soon. I'm quite proud of myself. Nothing to be ashamed of.
metallicalizer 0
thats so sweet and sensitive and even a bit sexy;) its called "making love"!!!!!! so wait to do it with the person that you are one hundred percent in love with, i will always obide by that rule,... and i think everyone else should too and hey im a 14 year old chick so ofcorse i want to but i will NOT be stupid or i will have to sufer the conseuences,......
metallicalizer 0
hey i am 14 and a virgin,.... but i have game and i will play;))))) i just havent found the right guy to loose my virginity to, i want to have sex baddllyyyyyy, i havent had oral sex either and i want to do that supppeerrr baadddlllyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shhhitsasecret 0
it's also better than being a daddy before the age of 21.
michiganfan 0
So? Why not save your virginity for when you get married?