Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Top comments
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
Yuuki_chan_fml 0
Ah, I'm sixteen and am planning on staying a virgin till I'm at least 19-ish; my boyfriend has already agreed to this. I find guys that are virgins more attractive than guys that arent. Cus hell, if my first time Im gonna be fumbling around stupidly, they should be too xD Don't rush into things, just cus of your age.
sophEaS21 0
Thats good. You should be happy.
cmac86 24
I'm a 23 year old virgin. male.
monoke33 0
i was a 15 yr old virgin baha
Giants_rule 0
Guys dont like girls that are virgins cause we know were not gonna get any play. Are yall virgins by choice or cause you have no game?
AngelRaven89 0
oh oh can I join?! well I guess I still have a year to be able to qualify. 20 year old virgin here! hehehe
ami1043 0
why are you ashamed of it?
terriibabiiix23 0
how old is your brother ? ahaha
magarkatherine 1
damnnn 21!? I was 15 and that's late these days
redsox4021 0
15 is late? isn't it 49% of seniors have had sex, 51% havent
pooter_stink 0
I'm a 56 year old virgin.