Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Top comments
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
israelnotjacob 20
There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A VIRGIN. And yes, even when you're in your early 20s. The OP should be proud that they didn't give up their virginity just because everyone acts like you're supposed to before you get a dam driver's license nowadays. Wait until you actually find someone who's truly special to you and you really feel you can share your life with. If you save it for someone who really matters it'll mean so much more anyway.
swedeNix 13
Dont loose ur virginity when drunk... Just a advice:)
hunt3009 16
Yeah, being a virgin's a good thing. Means you're waiting for someone who actually cares for you, and doesn't just want you as a sex toy.
Ilikepie82479 20
Good job! (No sarcasm)
SailorSolaris 43
Meh, 25 year old virgin here. No shame in waiting.
NickACD 27
I feel like killing myself everytime I hear or see things about kids 16 or younger having sex.
Paksenarrion 24
I was a few days away from my 25th birthday when I lost mine and he lost his. I made sure it was with someone I completely trusted and we are still together, going on 3 years now. It is not something to be ashamed of at all.
HorrorJr 26
Nothing bad with being a virgin
Xander1998 16
That's really just fine honestly. I don't get why everyone acts like virginity is some bad thing you should get rid of fast as you can.
fantasyworld 39
Loosing your virginity shouldn't be a competition.