Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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Top comments
maiden_girl 5
No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.
aimee0027 17
Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.
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Comments (133)
Pearson_fml 0
wow #46, you really are a f*** up.
SammyJane 1
I'm 17 never been kissed and obviously a virgin but I try not to worry bout it as I'd rather have my first time with someone I care about rather than a random one night stand. Also my 15 y.o brother has had sex (he finds it hilarious that I'm still a virgin) and he seems to get around a lot I often worry that someone is going to turn up on my front door step saying they're pregnant
blooxxkrazi 0
I agree with #49 I agree wid #48, #46 is ****** up shit ^^
MetalCraze 11
good for you ppl make too much of a big deal about sex anyway
Hich17 0
Nothing to be ashamed of. I'm giving you a YDI for thinking this is FML material.
Angelina93 6
You don't have to be ashamed .. that's a very good thing.
Lolitia 4
That's not necessarily bad sweetie. *hugs*
sourlysweet 0
Uh.. THATS A GOOD THING!!!!!! SHANE DAWSON IS A 21 YEAR OLD VIRGIN TOO!
rp125 0
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin at 21. I'm sure you'll find the right guy someday :)
BuMbLeBeE_46 0
bahahhahahah thats amazing;p