Nearly FMLs

By Failed Leader - 06/10/2018 21:08

Today, I was rejected for a leadership position I held last year. Only 5 out of a hundred people were rejected. FML

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Tuesday 2 October 2018 22:34

Hello. This was my FML. First of all, to those of you who gave me the benefit of the doubt or advice, thank you. To those of you who were incredibly rude, I expected nothing less from the internet. Secondly, from my understanding, the applications are anonymous to those scoring them. I do not think that they knew it was mine or that I had held the position before. I should have worked harder on my application and found a way to integrate my previous experience. I was so busy with other things at the time, however, that I just kind of winged it. I wasn't even sure that I wanted the position again. I only decided that I did later on...too late I guess. Oh well, now I know for next time. Make up your mind; don't let anyone/thing else make it up for you. Last year when I did get the position, it was much more competitive even, which just makes this whole thing worse haha. There is really no good excuse for my not receiving the position other than self-sabotage.

By "Willibobs" - 06/10/2018 17:16

Today, I dropped my partner off at football. Then took my son to park to feed the ducks. My Organicup started to leak so I hurried home. My partner had taken the house keys. The only thing I had to contain the flow was a slice of bread. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 05/10/2018 16:37 - United States - Randallstown

Today I was halfway through winning a movie premiere on the radio when my stepdad came in and hung up the phone, telling me I was punished. I never told the other person on the line my info. FML.

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By Xanny - 05/10/2018 22:36

Today I went back to my old school that I recently transferred from to see all my old friends and my boyfriend. Halfway through my visit, I went to the bathroom only to find my boyfriend screwing a girl in one of the stalls. Needless to say, I’m single again. FML.

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By loco - 05/10/2018 21:53

Today, my mother beat me at Mario Kart. Ever since then, she has not stopped publicly rubbing it in my face that I lost. I asked her politely to stop and she immediately grounded me. FML

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By Lia Ninjin - 05/10/2018 21:18

Today, I woke up on time, but closed my eyes for two more minutes. I woke up 3 hours later. I had missed a lecture and it was my second day at Uni. FML

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By Smiddy - 05/10/2018 15:37 - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, I covered a scab to avoid picking at it to allow it to heal, with a band-aid. Apparently I must be allergic to the adhesive, because my skin started to itch, causing me to scratch it, leaving behind an even bigger scar than the original. FML

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By steeeeeeeb - 05/10/2018 12:14 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I was letting my dogs inside. Instead of my dog running back inside, he was playing with a dead bunny. Now I have to clean up the bunny and watch my dog for signs of rabies. FML.

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By Bman1133 - 05/10/2018 00:44

Today I started football back after 3 months of rehab for a torn labrum... only to tear a ligament in my ankle on the first play of the first game back FML.

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By "Professional_Ars" - 04/10/2018 23:34

Today, after waiting days for the many jobs I have applied for to get back to me, my phone finally vibrated. Excited to finally get a new job after months of looking, I tripped and fell on my face getting to my phone. I found out it was the Emergency Alert Test when I finally looked at my phone. FML

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By SAD - 04/10/2018 20:50

Today I found out I can’t afford the therapy I need. I also can’t get a job due to my mental disorder. FML

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By Using a Clothespin - 04/10/2018 16:41

Today, my overweight coworker smells so bad, it’s hurting my eyes from 3 cubicles away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 08:52

Today, I called in sick since I was working long hours at work and just wanted to relax. I decided to go and get a haircut. As I’m walking into the place, who do I see walking out? My boss. The next few minutes were the most awkward moments I’ve ever experienced. FML

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By kela - 03/10/2018 20:11

Today, I have had excruciating stomach pains for over a week. When I told my mom, her only response was to tell me to stop eating bread. FML

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By Superhost - 03/10/2018 10:16

Today, and the last three day, my Airbnb account is still hacked and out of reach. 19 calls and 48 hours later, support told me to log in and change my password and closed the case. Hey guys, I can’t log in, that’s why I need support! FML

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By sleeplessinatrailerpark - 03/10/2018 09:34

Today, it's the fourteenth night in a row I am awake at 2:30am listening to two dogs in the trailer park across the street barking at each other incessantly. FML

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By Shawnie Gallant - 03/10/2018 06:50

Today is day 2 I have been waiting for my pay. During these days, I have run out of food, run out of dog food, haven’t paid my rent, and had to borrow money from my mom to get flea medication for my service dog. I checked my dog. Her tithe is swollen. She has shots tomorrow. FML

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By Xicad - 03/10/2018 03:00

Today at school I had a horrible stomach ache and had to go to the bathroom. Little did I know I had explosive diarrhea and it splattered all over the toilet. To make it worse, it turned out the stall was out of toilet paper! And I was also late to class. FML

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By kayl - 02/10/2018 20:13 - United States - Youngstown

Today I took the girls I babysit to a park. I’m sitting where the parents sit when I hear things like “she’s a pretty girl, but has tattoos and piercings so is consumed by the devil” They were talking about me. I couldn’t say anything back because we were surrounded by children. FML

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By FMLMLMLMLML - 02/10/2018 20:33

Today I found out my fiance was pregnant, we weren't trying, but it was a pleasant surprise, I later went for my annual physical, several things lead to another, and I found out I was impotent.. and have been for several years.. FML

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By Uhm - 02/10/2018 18:40

Today I wanted to give my boyfriend a blowjob. It all went fine until he decided to push it all the way down my throat, even though he knows I can’t take that. I ended up throwing up, still with his thing in my mouth. FML

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By SadDaughter - 02/10/2018 07:49 - United States - Middletown

Today, I gave my mother a birthday present, and she yelled at me for not wrapping it, and told me I ruined her birthday. FML

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By mojo2123 - 01/10/2018 23:55 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I boarded a flight from Minnesota to Arkansas to visit my boyfriend whom I haven’t seen in 4 months for 5 days. Today was also the day that I woke up with the flu and my period. FML

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By WhydenyItThen - 01/10/2018 23:24

Today, I asked my dad if he had been in my room, because it looked like someone had been. He venomously denied it, then mentioned how my fan was broken. I never told him about the fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 20:16

Today, I plucked the courage to tell the love of my life and friend how I felt. He seemed receptive which is fantastic for my anxiety. Within 24 hours he's engaged to a maze of a girl he met recently, has blocked me from everything social media wise, and he's saying I am a psycho stalker. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 11:40

Today, after three years, I found out that two of my girlfriend’s guy friends were made up. She used them to make up stories for her to look popular and manipulate me with jealousy. She said it was a «test», but it fucked me up. FML

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By Human - 01/10/2018 01:03 - United States - Bronx

Today I was watching adult films on my computer to get off. When I got to school, I opened up my computer to do some work and audio from the video was still playing. It was loud, in the middle of class, and my crush was in the room. FML.

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By MyBelle - 01/10/2018 00:58 - Canada - Niagara-on-the-lake

Today, I realized that the man I've been dating for the past 9 months and I are completely sexually incompatible. He's awesome in every other way, but because he's had a stroke, is impotent. Tried pills, nothing has worked. He's fine with it, but I'm not. FML

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By it’smybirthdayicancryifiwantto - 01/10/2018 06:08

Today, it's my birthday and not only did I get older, but my fiancé and I have broken up and called off our wedding. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By ToothHurtyAM - 01/10/2018 02:55

Today, at the gym, one of the trainers asked if I was open on Friday. I said “Yeah, I’m open.” He went to my house and asked me out in front of my girlfriend. FML

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Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML

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Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML

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Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML

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Today, as usual, without fail, every time I wake up earlier than 10 AM, I vomit blood. No doctor can figure out why, and my parents think I'm lying, spoiled little princess who just wants to be lazy and sleep in every day. If I don’t wake up at 6 AM every day from now on, I’m grounded. FML

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Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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