Today, I have had excruciating stomach pains for over a week.... - FML

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By kela - 03/10/2018 20:11

Today, I have had excruciating stomach pains for over a week. When I told my mom, her only response was to tell me to stop eating bread. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 6 October 2018 11:29

Well that'd be helpful if you were gluten intolerant lol

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 6 October 2018 16:28

Go see a doctor, but prepare yourself for a condescending "I told you so" if you do have Celiac disease.

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Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 6 October 2018 11:29

Well that'd be helpful if you were gluten intolerant lol

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 6 October 2018 16:28

Go see a doctor, but prepare yourself for a condescending "I told you so" if you do have Celiac disease.

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