Today I took the girls I babysit to a park. I’m sitting where... - FML

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By kayl - 03/10/2018 02:13 - United States - Youngstown

Today I took the girls I babysit to a park. I’m sitting where the parents sit when I hear things like “she’s a pretty girl, but has tattoos and piercings so is consumed by the devil” They were talking about me. I couldn’t say anything back because we were surrounded by children. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 5 October 2018 10:27

Just either loudly laugh back at 'em or simply reply: you're exactly correct, so it might not be a good idea to say anything that just might upset me, don't you agree? (Followed by a long glare.)

Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 6 October 2018 11:31

Just look at them all creepy and shit

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 5 October 2018 10:27

Just either loudly laugh back at 'em or simply reply: you're exactly correct, so it might not be a good idea to say anything that just might upset me, don't you agree? (Followed by a long glare.)

Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 6 October 2018 11:31

Just look at them all creepy and shit

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 6 October 2018 16:38

You don't need to say anything. Just summon the Dark Lord to drag them to Hell, then put on some Slayer to celebrate.

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