Today, and all fall, I have lost my husband to the tv because...

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By footballwidow - 07/10/2018 04:27

Today, and all fall, I have lost my husband to the tv because of football. However, he is mad at me for being stressed and overworked because I am doing all the chores. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 11 October 2018 1:24

I have no idea what he's like the rest of the year, but you're a saint, and you deserve to be treated way better than this.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 11 October 2018 1:24

I have no idea what he's like the rest of the year, but you're a saint, and you deserve to be treated way better than this.

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