Today I found out my fiance was pregnant, we weren't trying,... - FML

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By FMLMLMLMLML - 02/10/2018 20:33

Today I found out my fiance was pregnant, we weren't trying, but it was a pleasant surprise, I later went for my annual physical, several things lead to another, and I found out I was impotent.. and have been for several years.. FML

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catalysty 20

Saturday 6 October 2018 20:42

You mean infertile, right? I assume you would have noticed if you couldn’t get it up...

CrazedSanity 17

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:35

I'm guessing you meant infertile. If you did mean infertile... well, make sure you get a second opinion from a fertility specialist. Doctors can be wrong, and a GP isn't a specialist anyway. If the second opinion confirms you are infertile, dump her cheating ass.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 4 October 2018 19:46

That'll save you a ton of money on the wedding, and childcare. Now run. Run and never look back.

vegantreegirl 26

Friday 5 October 2018 22:36

Yikes. Maybe get a second opinion just in case? Good luck.

catalysty 20

Saturday 6 October 2018 20:42

You mean infertile, right? I assume you would have noticed if you couldn’t get it up...

CrazedSanity 17

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:35

I'm guessing you meant infertile. If you did mean infertile... well, make sure you get a second opinion from a fertility specialist. Doctors can be wrong, and a GP isn't a specialist anyway. If the second opinion confirms you are infertile, dump her cheating ass.

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