Today, I was letting my dogs inside. Instead of my dog running...

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By steeeeeeeb - 05/10/2018 12:14 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I was letting my dogs inside. Instead of my dog running back inside, he was playing with a dead bunny. Now I have to clean up the bunny and watch my dog for signs of rabies. FML.

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Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:10

If he gets the all-clear, will you let him finish his dinner?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 9 October 2018 0:10

If he gets the all-clear, will you let him finish his dinner?

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