Today I was halfway through winning a movie premiere on the radio...

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By Morganisoverrated - 05/10/2018 16:37 - United States - Randallstown

Today I was halfway through winning a movie premiere on the radio when my stepdad came in and hung up the phone, telling me I was punished. I never told the other person on the line my info. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 8 October 2018 23:58

And you puked on your crush, too. It's not your day, is it?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 8 October 2018 23:58

And you puked on your crush, too. It's not your day, is it?

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