Nearly FMLs

By Onlysaneman - 31/01/2017 19:00 - Israel

Today, I was reprimanded by my supervisor for leaving the work area unattended. I left the area, while he was present, to complete a task he had previously instructed me to do. The area was only left "unattended" because he fell asleep. FML

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It's high school all over again

By Targeted - 01/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally made a good friend at work. My boss has given me a file note saying my friend and I are not to have our lunch break together. Apparently, others feel left out. FML

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You deserved it 374

By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 18:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, today my coworker with no talent finally stopped singing around the office because she has a cold. Now she clears her throat loudly and snorts, trying clear her nose every few minutes. FML

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By Ugly shopgoer - 29/01/2017 15:09 - United States - Warren

Today, while in the checkout aisle at the grocery store an adorable baby stared at me for roughly twenty seconds and then started screaming. I have a face that scares babies. FML

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You deserved it 72

By still my best friend - 28/01/2017 20:18 - United States - San Diego

Today, I told my dog he was adopted. He bit me. FML

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You deserved it 262

By Flu - 28/01/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend told me not to come over to stay the night because I'm sick with the flu. He's the one who gave it to me. FML

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You deserved it 860

By Anonymous - 28/01/2017 07:10 - United States - West Columbia

Today, a couple of regulars who everyone hates waiting on came into the restaurant when we were slammed. They sat at the only dirty table in my section and demanded to be served immediately. To top it off they took the tip off the table claiming it was theirs. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend told me to come over so we could spend the night together. He called when I was almost there, telling me he was going bowling with friends. He said he'd be back in 2 hours and that I could stay at his house until he got home. Its been 5 hours and he won't answer his phone. FML

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By JRG - 27/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been using her vibrator almost every day. We haven't done anything intimate in 8 months. FML

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By Donwon - 26/01/2017 20:00

Today, I still haven't gotten my 2015 tax return. After months of hassle and 40+ hours of work, I finally found my mistake. How far off was I? A mere $29. At least the IRS is thorough. FML

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You deserved it 639

By no it's not - 25/01/2017 16:19 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I finally told my mother that I have severe depression. Her response was "Well, it's probably because you have such a messy room." FML

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By dunnoifitsworthit - 25/01/2017 00:34 - Canada - Vancouver

Today was my birthday, my boyfriend took me out to see a movie I didn't want to watch and we had dinner at a fast food restaurant. For his last birthday, I got him a $200 knife and took him out to a fine dining restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 75

By PhoenixChick - 25/01/2017 07:02

Today, it's my 35th birthday. Today I'm also going to a job interview as a housekeeper for a wealthy couple who went to the same college I did. And I'll be lucky if I get the job. 21-year-old me did not see this future coming. FML

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You deserved it 485

By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 12:00

Today, I am losing my dental insurance. I actually had the thought that I know lots of people lacking teeth that still seem happy, accepting the situation. FML

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You deserved it 534

By stressedbride - 22/01/2017 08:00

Today, I got a call from the tailor I asked to alter my wedding dress a month ago. She's sick in the hospital and will be unable to do my dress. My wedding is in 25 days. FML

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You deserved it 877

By Anonymous - 21/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had a fight with my sister, who lives with me. The reason? She demanded that I made her a steak pie at 9pm, after she had already eaten dinner. She's 20 and has been crying in her room ever since. FML

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You deserved it 600

By Aurora - 20/01/2017 20:00

Today, I missed a meeting for a show that I am performing in. I worked for months on my piece before the audition, and was ecstatic when I found out I was accepted. Yet, because this meeting slipped my mind, a final list of the acts has already been put together and I am not on it. FML

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By Anon - 20/01/2017 16:49 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, like everyday since Monday, I have tonsillitis and a chest infection. I sneezed and got blood all over my pillow, enraging my cat so much that she scratched me in her haste to run away. FML

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You deserved it 70

By Anonymous - 20/01/2017 03:08 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I loaded up one of my favorite apps to read some colorful stories and experiences only to find that the only things that actually works on it anymore are the incredibly annoying ads. What is this app you ask? FML..

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By thatonebikeguy21 - 20/01/2017 01:03 - United States - Topeka

Today my girlfriend broke up with me the day after I took her out on our first and only date, I had to build up my confidence for years to ask her out and it ended with a text. So long confidence it was nice knowing you. FML

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By angry bartender - 19/01/2017 22:54 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, while serving a table I was asked if the vodka cranberry cocktail this lady ordered was an actually vodka cranberry cocktail. Of course I said yes. She then pushes it away and tells me she's allergic to gin and she can't tell the difference. I know 100% it was vodka. I made it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 22:28 - United States - Hotchkiss

Today, the new girl sat next to me in English. Yesterday I turned 16, but my friends and I joked I was turning 10. She must've misheard us, because she, being dead serious, asked if I was 12. The whole class started laughing. The worst part? I'm average size and the girl asking is 4'3''. FML.

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By Kelps - 20/01/2017 00:18 - United States - Malden

Today is my birthday, it's also Trump's inauguration. FML.

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By Mr Stinky - 20/01/2017 16:17 - Australia - Granville

Today, while on my way home from work, this guy sat in front of me on the train and he smelt soooo bad. It's peak hour and there are no other seats on this train. Oh and to top it off, the train has stopped due to a red light signal, FML.

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By Everyone - 20/01/2017 16:13 - Australia - Petersham

Today, Donald Trump becomes President. FM(and all our)L

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By Anon - 19/01/2017 23:53 - Australia

Today, i saw a sonogram of my pregnant child and found out that it belonged to my boyfriend's dad FML

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You deserved it 472

By Developmental - 20/01/2017 12:21 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I RSVP-ed to the other department's award ceremonies next week because their department is giving me an award. My department, on the other hand, have yet to promote me, a promise from a year ago. FML

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You deserved it 30

By anonymous - 19/01/2017 23:01 - United States - Norcross

Today, i went to the store to buy some condoms. once i got to the checkout line and got to the front the i realized that the lady at the register was my gf mother. #fml

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 22:30 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only time I've been told "Happy Birthday" is in emails from places I shop online. FML

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Today, my boyfriend, best friend, and another friend went out in my boyfriend’s new car. I was connecting my phone to his Bluetooth so we could play music. I saw my best friend’s phone in the list. He bought the car two days ago. Their avoidant reactions and my boyfriend trying to change the subject said it all. FML

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Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML

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Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

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Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

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