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By angry bartender - 19/01/2017 22:54 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, while serving a table I was asked if the vodka cranberry cocktail this lady ordered was an actually vodka cranberry cocktail. Of course I said yes. She then pushes it away and tells me she's allergic to gin and she can't tell the difference. I know 100% it was vodka. I made it. FML
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amazed_71 14

If she can't tell the difference between gin and vodka, she shouldn't order either one.

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GhostFox 33

Gin tends to have herbs added to it, mostly juniper berries, during the distilling process. Vodka doesn't have the juniper berries added. Which means the customer either has a gluten intolerance and thinks vodka is free of it because it's clear, or is allergic to juniper berries. Ironically, juniper berries aren't actually a berry, they're considered a cone and are related to the pine tree family.

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amazed_71 14

If she can't tell the difference between gin and vodka, she shouldn't order either one.

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inappropes 31

how the **** can you be allergic to gin and not vodka. aren't they basically the same ingredients and different processes?

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GhostFox 33

Gin tends to have herbs added to it, mostly juniper berries, during the distilling process. Vodka doesn't have the juniper berries added. Which means the customer either has a gluten intolerance and thinks vodka is free of it because it's clear, or is allergic to juniper berries. Ironically, juniper berries aren't actually a berry, they're considered a cone and are related to the pine tree family.

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