Today, I realized I have a Facebook problem. When I get overwhelmed... - FML

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By Timetoclosemyfbaccount - 31/01/2017 23:24 - United States - Portland

Today, I realized I have a Facebook problem. When I get overwhelmed in thought while working on my computer, my instinct is to open Facebook and zone out. While handwriting a to-do list? You guessed it. I started writing "Facebook" out when I paused to think about my next task. FML

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PolarBear2020 10

Thursday 2 February 2017 21:33

You know, I heard that there are software available that can restrict access to certain websites at certain times. A colleague of mine uses it so that he is forced to not use his gmail before 12 noon.

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PolarBear2020 10

Thursday 2 February 2017 21:33

You know, I heard that there are software available that can restrict access to certain websites at certain times. A colleague of mine uses it so that he is forced to not use his gmail before 12 noon.

epicgamer 18

Friday 3 February 2017 2:22

I mean its a good thing. Facebook is where memes go to die and most of the shit is cancer like "99% of people will ignore. like this post for (enter whatever here, usually Jesus)"

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