Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 11:47am / United States (Arkansas) / Work

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  • I thought they were supposed to teach Common Sense at the academy? Guess they forgot too.

    #2 - On 06/14/2015 at 12:12am by oyeh

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  • Well, we know now that we can trust those cops to save us during the apocalypse.

    #5 - On 06/14/2015 at 12:15am by ChloeRattlehead

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