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Naturally, my first instinct upon seeing an attractive male is also jumping forth and scaring the shit out of the guy. That'll win his heart!

She has a job to do, attraction or not. Also, it could be a great way to meet someone, in a way. "You worked in the haunted house? Haha, you scared me good!" and then it goes from there...

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Advice to guys and girls on picking each other up inside haunted houses.... Girl scares guy Girl "rawr" Guy (Lies) "Haha, you scared me good!" Girl "thankyou im new here" Guy (Lies) " How can someone as beautiful as yourself work in this place?" Girl "Awwwwwwwwwwwwww i dont know what to say" Guy "Dont say anything" You both have sex WIN +1

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like england for example, i still trick or treat just for an excuse for free sugary crap xD iys great fun

I was going to say the same thing but I got struck by the "you're too quick!" crap. But yeah, I doubt he didn't know he was going to react like that. Generally, people shouldn't go to haunted houses if they're going to be so freaked out. I mean, yeah, you go TO be freaked out, but .... for example, classmates and I went to one, and one of them started crying. She said something about not liking scary things or thinking it wouldn't be so scary... something along those lines. I face

Naturally, my first instinct upon seeing an attractive male is also jumping forth and scaring the shit out of the guy. That'll win his heart!

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She has a job to do, attraction or not. Also, it could be a great way to meet someone, in a way. "You worked in the haunted house? Haha, you scared me good!" and then it goes from there...

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Hey, if you can't have cleavage up high, nothing wrong with down below... Wait, yes there is. And who's to say you can't use your ninja skills with a wrench? I've always been somewhat terrified of those things since my childhood days of playing Clue and Bitch, Give Me My Money! Also known as Monopoly.

I was working at Realm of Darkness today and my forehead got sliced open when I got pushed into a wall. I know how you feel.

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#3 I concur Usually, I'll make a gigantic joke out of it. I know it's a parody, so I'll make a game out of making the guys inside laugh. 60% of the time, it works 100% of the time.

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Well, we have heaps at the Royal Show but thats just once a year... and isnt there one in Movie World? Not sure...

Arizona? One of the haunted houses out here apparently uses real bugs and animals and whatnot to freak the FUCK out of you. I think they make you sign a release form that say it's okay for workers to come out of fucking nowhere and grab you.

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