By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I hope he said ' fang you' for his pizza.

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thatkidhesh 11

Ohhhhh. You're THAT kind of pizza delivery person. thought that only existed on pornhub ;)

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patrickalamo 47

Ah the years spent delivering pizza... Memories... This is just the first of many adventurous deliveries, enjoy you will have many more to post about shortly...

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Lioness8197 18

I'm sure that delivery was a pain in the neck.

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kriz_allizwell 6

You can 'count' on the job to get wierd...

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kidsgotastinky 11

I think it's quite bat-ass myself

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thatkidhesh 11

evolution is sending humanity on one crazy ride if these posts are anything to go by.

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golden_warrior 23

Are you sure he isn't the real Dracula. Are you thirsty for some ketchup?

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cathyfang1533 12

No thanks, I'm trying to watch my sodium intake. Those late night buffets have really taken a toll on my figure. One can only suck so much depressed fat people blood before one bloats up as well.

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jc10x 8

OP better count his blessings, he couldve lost more blood!

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rosatoscano 12

I agree. Just bite him back, give him the pizza, and walk away like nothing ever happened.

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legendxs 20

Are you serious? Hahahaha that's so hilarious! Now you will turn into his slave ghoul, or maybe Igor.

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BlueMoonCafe 12

I don't think I'll ever be brave enough to deliver pizzas; there are far too many horror stories.

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apaloosa_fml_fml 21

At least you have a job where no two days are the same, it's fun!

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syki 22

Did you accidentally try to bring him an order of garlic bread? That'd do it.

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Wizzlbang 10

Hopefully the next person will order a pizza with more garlic.

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