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Today, I ran into a former co-worker who I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better." FML

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What a nice compliment...sort of? At least she thinks you look young. :P Glass half full, OP!

#1 - On 02/04/2013 at 12:53pm by iOceanus

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Ah, that's so snarky. Well, I'd rather be chubby and young looking than stick thin and wrinkly.

#4 - On 02/04/2013 at 12:54pm by MissMess

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