By Colleen Nichols - 04/02/2013 12:17 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I ran into a former co-worker who I hadn't seen in years. She was raving at how I hadn't aged a bit, but before I could thank her she said, "But, you know, chubby people age better." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 875
You deserved it 3 691

Same thing different taste

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iOceanus 18

What a nice compliment...sort of? At least she thinks you look young. :P Glass half full, OP!

Ah, that's so snarky. Well, I'd rather be chubby and young looking than stick thin and wrinkly.

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simply_elle13 5

then say "yeah, sadly i cant say the same about you. how old are you again?"

It's better to be a bit chubby than too skinny.

KiddNYC1O 20

Totally. I didn't feel so good when I was skinny.

Shrouds 14

i wouldn't mind getting lost in some curbs. These straight lines are boring.

Chubby is not necessarily fat(as in obese). :) I find chubby people cute.

perdix 29

Oh, you didn't know you were chubby? Or did you think it was your little secret that you could hide? If you were 1/8 Cherokee Indian or a Buddhist, you could choose to let people know those things about you or not. You've got not choice with chubby.

perdix 29

#29, people seemed to like my comment on the motel story a lot. They all can't be winners (and even then, you can't please everyone.)

I thumbed you up lol it's true chubby or overweight is just out there if it biters you change it

29- Well, where's your amazing, well articulated and witty comment?

Lionesse 15

#56 Why does she need a witty comment? It's her opinion. She can have it if she wants to. People nowadays usually thumb up the regulars here because they have been around for a long time and not because the quality of their comment. At least #29 was straight up about it. Perdix doesn't seem offended at her saying his comment sucked. I could be wrong but whatever. FML isn't what it used to be. Anyway, thumb me down for saying what I want.. That's the world of FML (;

That's when you say, "yeah your butt hasn't aged at all."

65- BBUUTTTT < There's a big butt, happy?

Build you up, build you up just to knock you down. What a bitch!

RedPillSucks 31

That's when you replied "and they say bitchy people don't age well. You look old beyond your years", right? ..., Right?

When I first read this, I thought the lady was calling herself chubby. FYL OP.