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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 395

You deserved it 3 243

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 083

You deserved it 40 652

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 567

You deserved it 1 855

By nosey - 08/04/2013 19:20 - United Kingdom - Mountain Ash

Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 665

You deserved it 40 124

A night to remember

By Donzai - 30/03/2009 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 507

You deserved it 81 234

By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 266

You deserved it 62 360

By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 344

You deserved it 57 787

By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 12:36 - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 649

You deserved it 8 439

By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 832

You deserved it 8 039

By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 987

You deserved it 3 699

By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 994

You deserved it 42 360

jsikes 8

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:48

Did you expect sympathy from anyone when you posted this?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 23 August 2018 1:30

"I'm not really that small, I swear! It was the angle! And the lighting! And the room was cold... and I'd recently had sex... oh, and alcohol causes erection problems!"

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 23 August 2018 1:30

"I'm not really that small, I swear! It was the angle! And the lighting! And the room was cold... and I'd recently had sex... oh, and alcohol causes erection problems!"

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 15 September 2018 23:43

"I was in the pool!!" -George Costanza

real life problems 26

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:30

Birthday suit for a Birthday party. If that's wrong then I dont want to know what's right.

julfunky 29

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:44

I’ll be honest, you sound like a fun person to party with.

jsikes 8

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:48

Did you expect sympathy from anyone when you posted this?

ojosRojos 28

Saturday 15 September 2018 22:51

This was 100% avoidable. I say you just roll with it and laugh it off. It’s a better option than complaining about what you did when you got yourself blackout drunk.

whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 15 September 2018 23:29

What a jerk to video you balls out drunkness!

pjsr 32

Sunday 16 September 2018 4:44

You people make drinking sound so fun

Jerry Leberer 12

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:33

sounds like you shouldn't drink

bigdaddyeric 35

Sunday 16 September 2018 7:51

Been There, Done That Dude! Gimme A High Five 🙌

sparx1_1 12

Sunday 16 September 2018 9:15

When you say "had a great time" and "black out drunk" in the same sentence, then you pretty much deserve anything that happens to you. You should probably get help for your drinking problem.