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Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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On 11/30/2012 at 3:33am - work - by onlyslightly (woman) - United States

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just free boob it for a day?

#2 - On 11/30/2012 at 10:05am by boating_guy

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Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.

#1 - On 11/30/2012 at 10:05am by KY_Jelly

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