Cats and Work: Hard to beat

Hard to beat

By onlyslightly - 30/11/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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Same thing different taste

By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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You deserved it 12 606

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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You deserved it 9 011

Training day

By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML

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Smells like victory

By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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You deserved it 7 849

Precision strike

By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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You deserved it 234

boating_guy 33

Friday 30 November 2012 16:05

just free boob it for a day?

KY_Jelly 10

Friday 30 November 2012 16:05

Ugh. I feel for you. Cat pee is practically impossible to wash out. Good luck.

Comments

chrisfrom563 2

Saturday 1 December 2012 1:46

That's why cats suck

Mishnooney 0

Saturday 1 December 2012 2:15

There is usually a system to undo security...usually it is something like, lock all doors, unlock drivers door and put key in ignition...then on some you must lock all doors, unlock trunk with key, then unlock drivers door, then key in ignition. YouTube or dealership may be more helpful.

screw_this27 12

Saturday 1 December 2012 2:23

YDI for not taking it off

jesustitts 20

Saturday 1 December 2012 2:37

winkydog4056 16

Saturday 1 December 2012 3:38

Just introduce your scent as a new perfume your trying out, Eau de Pussy.

grannygruber 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 3:52

How do you not realize the cat peed on your bra until ur at work? Seriously, should have smelled it when u put it on, or it would have been wet, or if it was old and dry the stain and smell still should have stopped u from putting it on. YDI

winkydog4056 16

Saturday 1 December 2012 4:13

To all those folks advising to 'free boob': there are some of us cursed folks out there who simply cannot do this. You see, when gravity has done its evil work, the girls are just not so perky anymore. FML