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Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29773) - you deserved it (3948)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

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Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.

#7 - On 10/06/2010 at 3:06am by knibbsy

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Eww!!

#1 - On 10/06/2010 at 3:00am by xxxbooxxx

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