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By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 03:52 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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knibbsy 4

Wednesday 6 October 2010 9:06

Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.

xxxbooxxx 16

Wednesday 6 October 2010 9:00

Eww!!

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effarve 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:00

was it like playing with hairy silly putty?

Veldom 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:31

Sorry, My grandpa finally decided to stop making families. He'll be fine now.

Tempest559 12

Friday 20 April 2012 18:50

Sometimes it best to get the tough jobs out of the way in the beginning.

doglover100 28

Friday 23 November 2012 0:37

When you are doing nursing you are doing all sorts of gross things. I feel bad for gynecologists since they have to look at vaginas all day.

jessica53139 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 23:11

Why would he still want to shave if he's elderly... Is he still sexually active?

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 22:34

Although many elderly people ARE still sexually active this particular man probably needed them shaved for surgery. Sex doesn't have to end just cos your past 60 ;)

mlicea 9

Tuesday 22 July 2014 21:15

that sound a lot like something off if Greys anatomy

fullerkate3 17

Wednesday 10 September 2014 19:56

I would quit!

cranbe09 9

Monday 29 September 2014 19:27

Are you a nurse? I wanna known because I'm planning to become a nurse.

bobersbugs 2

Sunday 28 April 2024 18:15

welcome to healthcare! :)

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