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By WTFFAIL - / Monday 3 December 2012 05:06 / Canada - Montreal
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  winnerme123  |  8

Hungry? Eat a Snickers.

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  Levvy  |  20

Pretty sure he meant involuntarily, which isn't quite the same thing.

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  majorjeneral  |  0

I just want to point out, to the imagination, that not all hernia exams are rectal. OP didn't necessarily have to reach around. The doctor could have been touching his torso. It could have been a painful/tender spot and he reacted. Albeit in a very intimate way.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

I have always gotten checked for hernias under my testicles. so it was probably like that where the doctor was in a possition similar to that of a girl giving a blowjob. I think most people assumed this because it is just the most understandable as to why OP would run his hand through the doctors hair.

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  majorjeneral  |  0

I've seen several cases that had rectal examinations done before surgery. They were all umbilical hernias. Also, I was responding to an earlier comment that mentioned reaching around. As a female a "complete" gynecological exam includes a rectal exam.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Not sure how docs check hernias. Perhaps they accidentally ended up in her favourite sex position and the muscle memory took over. EDIT: Oh crap! OP is a dude!!! I got nothing.

By  pbonham  |  22

I'm trying to imagine what was going through your mind at the time but I can't think of anything reasonable that would explain why you ran your fingers through your doctor's hair..... For your sake I hope it was a female doctor...

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  tbooty2140  |  4

If it wasn't he was gay

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By  sexyaniknowit  |  7

Cover it up by saying there was something in his/her hair and you were trying to take it out. If that doesn't work I would find a new doctor, just so that you don't 'accidentally' stroke something else next time.

By  Derzimma  |  2

Maybe the poster is a she. Everybody knows that people tend to do weird shit in situations they're not used to. So maybe while the doc was touching her abdomen she just, out of reflex, reached out and gave the Doc a friendly pat on the head like she would do with a partner who's going down on her.

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  MEM0817  |  18

I lost brain cells reading this ridiculously stupid comment. There's like 14 things wrong with it. I can't even bring my self to spell them all out.

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  Llamassss  |  21

94- You've obviously never been checked for a hernia or had no idea what the doctor was doing when they touched your abdomen. To check a female, the doctor simply presses their fingers on their patient's abdomen to check for swelling. Thanks for playing, try again.

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