Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on a the edge of a magazine, where it proceeded to spill. In his crotch. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 1:04am - work - by fired101 - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I am now 20 minutes late for work. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:12am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 8:19pm - work - by Enrique (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 3:23am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I am jobless after graduation. Ironic, since when I started college with my education degree, I was congratulated, told of the teacher shortage in my state, and how quickly I would be able to find a job. Three years in, the economy tanks, and the state issues a teacher hiring freeze. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 12:02am - work - by FMJoblessL (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had a big meeting. Half way through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-worker but I didn't understand what he meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 6:25am - work - by paul - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm - work - by ouch (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my bosses office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him he had a new message. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 10:33am - work - by boredatwork (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)
