The illustrated FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

By NosChersVoisins / Tuesday 1 July 2014 04:55 / France - Bordeaux
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  cdawg69  |  10

i know this may be lame..but suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.. try and look on the bright side.. forget your neighbor..and get some ice cream for your bday


39- you stole the "suicide is a permeant solution to a temp problem" from Conan. That's just pathetic

  SammyS2012  |  21

i honestly read this FML differently. i thought he meant stool, as in poop O.O

this way makes more sense. i was wondering what poop and rope could do together.

  that_band_nerd  |  22

Well at least (s)he got a present! I'm pretty sure my neighbors don't even know my name

  foxwasalamb  |  24

41- my neighbors know my name... ;) trey songz anyone?

  sk8rdud3  |  24

I see what you did there...

  JJ_86  |  22

I see what you failed to do there.

  JJ_86  |  22

Yea, don't let them stool the joy of day from you.

By  vairyhagina  |  11

Look on the bright side, at least now you can kill yourself for free!


#25 Maybe you don't care but the people who will have to bear the costs of your funeral (usually the relatives) probably do.


#80 Obviously, I was talking from a money point of view only. Of course you're more upset about losing someone than the costs, but at the end of the end of the days, a funeral does cost a lot. It adds a financial strain on top of everything. So I find that a bit callous to say "why should I care how much it's going to cost since I won't be there?"
People should care about such things in order to spare their loved ones as much as possible in such tragic circumstances.

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