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Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

#13904254
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26149) - you deserved it (3371)

On 11/19/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by Dammit... - United States (California)

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

#15061511
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On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend's crazy ex, who let herself in with her old key. She screamed at me to get out of "her" bed, snatched "her" blanket off of my body, and finally dragged the bed itself out the door. I was still in it. FML

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

#14130110
127 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

#17140315
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28530) - you deserved it (3370)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

#18832495
102 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, while waiting for the start of a concert, the man behind me decided to pee into a cup. Then the cup tipped over and drained all down my leg. FML

Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML

#21292946
62 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm - love - by highheelcyanide (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I need serious surgery on my right knee to remove a tumor growing underneath it. I will not be able to walk for 3 weeks, and the doctor told me to take off for 5 months from work just for full recovery. My father's response, "You'll do anything not to work." FML

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

#4961787
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42419) - you deserved it (3369)

On 08/31/2009 at 8:40pm - love - by outofluckdude (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

#15589455
51 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

#16043135
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38957) - you deserved it (3369)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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