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Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML
at a Christmas party , crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response stupid brain could think of was , "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
Today , I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That soundd a little effeminate , but it smelld manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap , so I usd it. Just now , I steppd out into the sun and found outhat "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle.
Today, my boyfriend an I decided to ave sex 4 te first time. Wile we were undressing eac oter, e said, "Wow, if we ave cildren, you're gonna ave to save, or tey'll die from rug-burn as tey come out!" FML
yesterday as her parents were supposd to be out of town, I stayd over with mah grlfriend, and we endd up in bd together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I hered footsteps, so I said, ( Didn't think you'd be walking after that. ) I closd the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015