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By blahbags - 06/04/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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Nice

By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By kclopez - 19/08/2017 23:15

Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML

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maxson_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

"Today, I was working. I was checking in a girl's bags, and she said that she thought she was overweight. Trying to do my job, I said as politely as I could that we have discounts for customers of larger proportions. She was talking about her bags, not herself. FML"

nomadxx7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:21

Easy fix: "I think MY BAG is overweight." No misinterpretation if you add the noun of the thing you were talking about. Otherwise I'd have said the same thing to you since you used the 'I am' Think you deserve both a FML and YDI

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Tucatz 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:20

Apparently it's not the suitcase. Nor is it likely that it's those pants.

redsox4021 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 7:30

sexy beast^^^^

00yoda4 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 6:00

rofl

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:20

Pff, at least there are some discounts you could get! Take the discount money and head down to McDonalds :B

summertimeblues 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:21

hey don't feel bad i really don't think he thought you were overweight, and maybe that's why when you told him that, he probably didn't know what to say (cause its wierd having a stranger tell you they're overweight) and decided to make the situation seem a little better for you! so cheep up =)

theset3 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:56

exactly wat i thought

nomadxx7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:21

andy_fml_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:22

why are you writing this if your on vacation :) go tan :) hhahha but that suckss.

Mwoehaha 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:23

You deserved it for packing so much that you actually thought your luggage overweight and still taking everything.

featherhead 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

ouch.

maxson_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

explosionsgob00m 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:29

Haha #8 FML

paperfox_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:30

Wait, fat people get discounts on flying? That's not fair! Surely due to the added weight and possible extra seat needed they should pay more than everyone else, not less?