Not fair

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 17:00

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Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML
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Plop 17

Toys, going down on you, little blue pill, there are plenty of things you can try. My personal suggestion is a finger right up his butt though. Not because it has a high chance of working, but because more problems should be solved by shoving fingers in butts.

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RichardPencil 30

Turn off the lights! It's easier than losing weight.

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49_Donuts 12

Maybe switch the order and make sure you get taken care of first! Some guys can’t keep it up after an ejaculation.

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Plop 17

Toys, going down on you, little blue pill, there are plenty of things you can try. My personal suggestion is a finger right up his butt though. Not because it has a high chance of working, but because more problems should be solved by shoving fingers in butts.

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GKButson 2

Well there must be a problem lol

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SteelyAnt 4

Sadly I think that may mean that he either doesn’t find you physically attractive or he get nervous. It’s probably the latter, though.

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Wadlaen 23

Maybe it's a sign: Maybe you should do as they did in the olden days and wait till the wedding night?😜

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geerod 15

Google “ your brain on ****” that’s his primary problem!

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geerod 15

Google “ your brain on ****” that’s his primary problem!

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