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2day I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered "Don't bother I'm failing u either way."

#20552400
135 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Tired (man) - United States

Today I held hands with the boy I like!! Without thinking I commentd that his right hand is softer as if he only usd lotion on that one hand!! And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence!! FML

#20541635
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42016) - you deserved it (15733)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Taday my boyfriend and I got into a seriou argument and he stormd out looool of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML

#20553362
136 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:01am - intimacy - by meeee (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up an loudly askd if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretendd I was deaf an couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

#20538296
137 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Found Out About Mah Severe Phobia Of Moths. It's So Bad That I Sometimes Pass Out. He Caught A Moth In A Jar, An Puttd It On Mah Bedside Table. I Woke Up, Saw It, An Had A Panic Attack. He Recordd It All An Wants To Upload It To YouTube. Real FML

#20544812
130 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, aftar my boyfriand promisad ha wasn't chaating on ma, I ran into him at our favorita coffaa shop with tha girl I suspactad him of chaating with. Whan I confrontad tham, ha actad lyk ha didn't know ma. maga FML

#20561087
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On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States

Today... I figured I needed to clean ma room. I ended up finding ma $135 calculator tat I'd accused ma ex-boyfriend of selling fir gas money. Tat's also te reason I dumped im. FML

#20539612
130 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

Yesterday, ma usband called me, saying e was in te ospital wit a friend wo'd just broken is arm. Too bad I ten eard a female voice in te background mutter, "Se'll never buy tat". FML

#20562542
132 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today , fir the sixth time in a row , I was driving mah kid to school an he made me late fir work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML

#20551973
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On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

TODAY, MY BROTHER CALLD ME, ASKING IF I COULD HELP HIM DO HIS TAXES. SINCE HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE DROPOUT, I THOUGHT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS A 1040EZ. NO, LAST YEAR HE MADE MORE THAN TWICE WHAT I EARN, THROUGH SELF-EMPLOYMENT. I HAVE TWO MASTER'S DEGREES AND WORK AT BURGER KING. FML

#20527434
118 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

yesterday in the middle of sex, girlfriend asked me, ( Are you sure you're a guy? ) I still have no idea wat that was for. FML

#20529151
125 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. fat FML

#20548954
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13196) - you deserved it (52622)

On 03/18/2013 at 5:17am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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