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By sleepless - / Saturday 20 June 2009 05:28 / United States
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I actually feel sorry for you, unlike the girl with insomnia who complained about the firetrucks. That really does suck. I've been there. Noise-cancelling headphones and white noise players can help. I would've taken something regardless though. Unless it's 5AM. To everyone who's going to say "Shame on you for thinking your parents don't have sex!" Or whatnot, how would you feel if you woke up in the middle of the night to your mom screaming? It's a little TMI.

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Your parents are rude for being so loud, knowing that you're close enough to hear. Maybe invest in some good noise-cancelling headphones, or a noise-cancelling wave machine, until you move out?

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Nah, First off, parents need to know how to keep it down when they're having sex with their kids around the house. ITS LIKE, OKIE, UR not 18 ANYMORE MOM AND DAD, stop trying to fake loud orgasms to make each other feel secure about their sexual ability, And stop pretending to have the passion you had many years ago. Guess what ? not there. You know what these kinda parents deserve? just start playing some loud porno on your computers, crank it up all the way and see how they like it

I actually feel sorry for you, unlike the girl with insomnia who complained about the firetrucks. That really does suck. I've been there. Noise-cancelling headphones and white noise players can help. I would've taken something regardless though. Unless it's 5AM. To everyone who's going to say "Shame on you for thinking your parents don't have sex!" Or whatnot, how would you feel if you woke up in the middle of the night to your mom screaming? It's a little TMI.

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What makes you think that people are going to say that? Nobody has so far, and its definitely not what came to mind as I was reading it.

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No, this is no different from the firetruck FML. It has the same exact feelings. The noise that kept them up just as they were falling asleep is not important. For all you know, the fire station got a call that a person down the street was having sex and their adult braces got stuck together so they called 911 after too much to drink. The reason the OP was kept up is still POINTLESS. The firetruck or sex, still means no sleep for them that night, and when it's been many many nights, that is enou

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But you see, it's a fire truck. If it was a real accident or not, it's still an emergency to someone. If the house across the street truly burned down or someone had a heart attack, the OP would've been seen as a selfish asshole. How would the OP from that FML know it was a false alarm anyway? I'm not saying YDI to them, it's just it's a little annoying when someone bitches about someone's misfortune. Insomnia sucks. I know this, I have it, but I know I have to get over myself at some point.

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Maybe this person is bitching about their parents' misfortune? Maybe their parents know that their child has insomnia and hasn't had sex for the whole amount of time that they've known about the sleeping problem? Maybe this is an emergency to them because their relationship is suffering? Maybe they heard the music and thought that there was finally no way that their child would hear them? The point is that the noise is not the freaking point of the FML. The point of the FML is that they couldn't

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There's a lot of "maybe's" there.... MAYBE you shouldn't jump to conclusions while biting people's heads off for voicing their opinion's which are based on events that have happened on this site. Take a chill pill budz!

Omg, this happened to me once! I got pissed off so I banged on the wall and told them to quiet down, lol!

Masturbation helps, dude! And I think in this particular case it is definitely gonna work--at least much more easily with free live porn next door. How creepy is that? :P

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Actually it is a proven fact, it releases some sort of chemical that helps you sleep :) Well not the masterbation, just the actual orgasm, lol.

By  aback

Oh, I guess you think they should have just rubbed one out and let all those millions of potential lives die just so you could get your selfish nappy time. < / sarcasm >

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