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Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

#6627
30 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
52 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

#4321
38 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML

#3730
64 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 11:19am - money - by Banker - United States (Virginia)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
50 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
30 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML

#2284
19 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

#984
33 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 4:55am - money - by Celina - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

#792
130 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

#844
34 comments

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