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Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5263) - you deserved it (48511)

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wow, you asshole.

#4 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:12pm by mister_moops

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that's stealing. ydi for sure

#3 - On 10/10/2009 at 2:11pm by illwill514

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