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Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 3:07pm - money - by victimboi (man) - United Kingdom

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Why leave ur wallet in the bag?

#4 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:03pm by UnluckyAzn

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You deserve it for leaving your personal belongings in a freakin taxi, especially your wallet. Moron.

#11 - On 06/05/2009 at 5:06pm by irishlassie731

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