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By Anonymous - 12/04/2020 20:00

Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML

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By ihatemylife - 28/01/2013 01:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2018 15:00

Today, I realised yesterday was my 30th birthday. What made it worse is that my parents forgot, along with my other relatives and friends. No cards, no texts, no calls, no Facebook messages. Nothing. Happy 30th to me. FML

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Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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By harry - 04/12/2009 05:55 - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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By AM - 31/08/2015 21:46

Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML

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TCRII 29

Sunday 12 April 2020 23:00

I’m 55. At 40 I went from not being able to grow facial hair to bald. Lol

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 12 April 2020 23:14

I turned 30 last summer, and I'm not able to grow a beard either (even spent five weeks in a coma some years ago, and woke up as beardless as I was before), so I know the feeling..

Comments

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 12 April 2020 20:23

Women don't usually grow facial hair anyway until after menopause, so don't worry!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 12 April 2020 23:27

Women can have facial hair if they have PCOS.

TheNerveOfHer 4

Tuesday 14 April 2020 21:38

women without PCOs can also grow facial hair

manlove38 23

Sunday 12 April 2020 20:40

Count yourself lucky!

BLACKHEART46101 10

Sunday 12 April 2020 22:57

Feel lucky, mine just comes in patches and the bits that grow together are not very good looking.

Jaymail 18

Sunday 12 April 2020 22:59

Where does it say the writer of FML is Female? I’m a Male. And if this writer is also Male I think he got off lucky. I got tired of having to shave each morning and finally got electrolysis. To make a long story short I DON’T suggest any other Males go this way.

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 14 April 2020 8:56

That's the joke, the joke is deliberately assuming the obviously incorrect gender of the OP. You must be real fun at parties

TCRII 29

Sunday 12 April 2020 23:00

I’m 55. At 40 I went from not being able to grow facial hair to bald. Lol

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 April 2020 23:09

I feel so sorry for you. It's such a pleasure to buy razors and blades and shaving creams and then scraping my face every morning with a sharp metal blade. And you are missing out on the delight of skipping a day and looking like a dirty, homeless bum. Your FOMO is real.

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 12 April 2020 23:14

I turned 30 last summer, and I'm not able to grow a beard either (even spent five weeks in a coma some years ago, and woke up as beardless as I was before), so I know the feeling..

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 14 April 2020 16:32

I don’t know, I just don’t see that as a bad thing. You’re saving lots of money and time by not having to shave. And a lot people (myself included) don’t even prefer facial hair. Just roll with it!