Transportation: Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet,...

By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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UnluckyAzn 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

Why leave ur wallet in the bag?

irishlassie731 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:06

You deserve it for leaving your personal belongings in a freakin taxi, especially your wallet. Moron.

Comments

marrajane 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:00

Everyone that's calling her cheap cause she wouldn't give a few extra cents in form of a note...what if all she had were 50's and 100's and for a 9 dollar fare say, who's gonna tip THAT much? That sucks arse! Call the cab company and you can find out exactly who picked you up and you can get your shit back...after pressing charges against that person of course!

Guyoverhere 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:49

Desperate poor cab driver Cab driver = no talent or skill

JimboEdo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:52

Not like u got money in there

scorpioserpent 1

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:55

I've never rode in a cab before, but that's crazy if it's true that they don't give change back? If so, you should have thought ahead and broke your bigger note to change.

blondie13_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:58

#31, negative much?

m5matt95 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:34

Why would he steal the wallet if you had to go inside to get money?

sweetdreamz454 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:56

#62 u retard! I never said I was first! how gay is that??? I don't need to learn to count, you just need to learn to read!

nick333 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:10

Are you that retarded but that does suck.

caca123_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:12

Did u check ur pockets?:)

starvingxartist 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:29

why didn't you just let him keep the change? cheap. if you have enough money to take a taxi, not to mention enough money to leave your purse laying around, you have enough money to let him keep the change.

lottiebearx 10

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:52

if the fare was a tenner and he only had a £20 note, £10 tip for that journey would be ridiculous. no british cabbie is worth a £10 tip; for the most part they're rude, obnoxious and arrogant.