Intimacy: Misleading

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 01:33 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

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By darn it. - 20/02/2009 16:16 - United States

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

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Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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seruulian 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:06

geez! that's rude. he should have gone to your friend directly ... what a coward

AngelRaven89 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:02

Aww, Im sure you are sexy too =)

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Dolarhyde 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:01

lol

Arrgh_fml 2

Friday 5 June 2009 23:01

HHAHAHAHA shameeeeeee xD dont worry...it happens

AngelRaven89 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:02

Aww, Im sure you are sexy too =)

jm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

It's ok.. he didnt have any game anyways.

fmlAllStar7274 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

HAHAHA sucker.... maybe hang out with less hot friends?

RyeBreadBoy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:05

did you tell her?

MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:05

#5 lol sucks to be you

misssweetie 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:05

Not really his fault. SHouldn't have assumed he was looking at you. Sounds desperate

trumpet27 1

Tuesday 7 March 2017 15:10

Sorry. That's not how the world works. You see, people have this natural tendency to assume. And most of b the time, people (especially adults) will assume wrong. Sorry but it's true (have you met my parents? they are a great example of the "adults" I am talking about).

seruulian 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:06

geez! that's rude. he should have gone to your friend directly ... what a coward

deadpoetic333 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:07

the dudes a douchebag for calling you over instead of your friend. A guy with a pair would have approached your friend himself. Sucks for you, but the dude is a pussy.