Transportation: Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet,...

By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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UnluckyAzn 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

Why leave ur wallet in the bag?

irishlassie731 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:06

You deserve it for leaving your personal belongings in a freakin taxi, especially your wallet. Moron.

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nzkiwiqt 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:53

This story doesn't even make sense.

BlumpkinDinner 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:00

******* Muslims.

soccerstar6115 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:03

Uh... #59 u weren't anywhere near first!!! Geez.. Learn 2 count

xcuppcakee 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:04

Why would yuh leave yur baq n there knowinq yur wallet was in dere ? Maybe yuh just weren't thinkinq at thee time cause yuh were tryna qet to thee money but wow !

hawkloverr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:05

well at least there was no money in it

fuhresurex3 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:06

#4 They Probably Had Credit Cards In Their Wallet

MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:06

One word. Sue.

hpnerd 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:38

#53 You're ignorant and bigoted. Not all taxi drivers are "foreigners". That's a terrible stereotype. Also, SUE. Seriously.

jonnnx333 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:44

just goes to show, you can't trust anyone.

MadeInCanada 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:51

Oh yeah, btw, even if you DO live in America, you should know that a note is a dollar.. On the US dollar it even says, "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE" at the top..