Transportation: Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet,...

By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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You deserved it 58 972

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Kayla - 18/12/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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You deserved it 43 391

By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - 31/10/2013 16:58 - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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UnluckyAzn 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

Why leave ur wallet in the bag?

irishlassie731 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:06

You deserve it for leaving your personal belongings in a freakin taxi, especially your wallet. Moron.

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peeeacceandlovve 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:21

whhy woulldd u leavve ur puursee theesee aree mostlly abouut dummmb asssssssses

NoMercy_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:29

Here let me keep my wallet in your car. I totally trust foreigner's with my things. YDI.

K3zo 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:33

Sucks but why the hell leave your personal stuff with a stranger.

skibumb887 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:34

That sucks

xContii 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:37

Ooooh that. Sucks dude (: lmao

NoMercy_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:40

Apu Accent: Thank You! Come Again!

Noname97 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:43

Wow that sucks

trojan124 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:46

This makes no sense... you went in to get change, so wouldn't you have taken out your wallet when you got back to pay him fully?!

TyRaNt639 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:47

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetdreamz454 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:52

Wow this fml is very hard to follow. Couldn't u just say dollar bills or ones? But beside that it is still very hard to follow. what happened to ur bag? Was it stolen or something?????